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Barefoot Bros hanging out
One day, I was sitting in my living room watching an episode of "Cops" on television whilst I was relaxing on my couch wearing a wife beater with a pair of boxer shorts, a black durag with my short box braids underneath it & I was barefoot. Suddenly, I received a text message from my original character Oscar Maxwell Grimes a.k.a. "The Swagger" that read "Me & Hulk were going out on a barefoot outing & we wonder if you're willing to join us on that?" I sent a reply text which read "Sure. Feel free to come to my apartment building so that I can join y'all." At least 30 minutes later, "Cops" ended & the logos of Langley Productions, Fox Television Stations Productions & 20th Television appeared. I noticed that "Access Hollywood" was about to come on but instead of watching it, I turned off the television & got up from my couch so that I can get ready to hang out with Hulk & The Swagger. I went in my bathroom, stripped naked, got in my shower & washed my arms so good that I would NOT stink & I even washed the rest of my body like my feet, buttocks, genitals, stomach, back, neck & hands as well whilst I was listening to the song "Help Lord (Won't You Come)" by MC Hammer. When I got finished with cleaning my body, I got out of the shower & dried myself off as well as put on lotion to make sure my skin was moisturised. I even took the time to brush my teeth & applied some Wild Growth Hair Oil to my scalp. I got out of my bathroom & pulled out an outfit which consisted of a purple short-sleeved shirt, a pair of baggy blue jeans & a gray hoodie alongside some baggy grey boxer shorts & a white short-sleeved shirt. I soon put on all of those clothes alongside my gold hip hop dollar sign chain, a pair of brown oval sunglasses & a black fitted brimless baseball cap. I even placed my wallet inside of my pants pocket, turned off my lights, walked barefoot out of my apartment & locked the door after closing it. I walked to the elevator & rode it downstairs to the lobby where Hulk & Oscar were sitting at. Oscar was wearing his hair in box braids, an orange head band, a pair of circular blue sunglasses, a white wife beater, a gold dollar sign chain necklace alongside a gold Cuban link chain necklace, orange wrist bands, a pair of jeans & was barefoot. Hulk on the other hand was wearing a pair of tattered purple pants without a shirt & like me & Oscar, he was also barefoot. "Hello, Otto." Hulk said. "What's happening, Otto!" Oscar said with a smile. "Hello, Gentlemen. I'm ready to hang out with y'all." I replied. Within a few minutes later, we walked out of the apartment building & Hulk picked me alongside Oscar up in his arms & jumped really high whilst carrying us so that we can get someplace. As soon as we arrived at an arcade, Hulk landed safely & he put us (I'm talking about Oscar & I) down on the ground gently. When we got in the arcade, we paid at least $30 to get in & started to play some games there. I was playing "Galaga" whilst Oscar was playing "Super Mario" & Hulk was playing a shooter game. The 3 of us were having so much fun at the arcade & even played some other arcade games as well. 75 minutes later, we left & went to the park so that we could all walk barefoot on the grass which we did but we laughed like monkeys due to feeling the grass tickling our toes as the wind blew on it.As soon as we were done walking barefoot on the grass, the 3 of us left some bare footprints in the mud whilst knuckle walking like gorillas. "I like knuckle walking barefoot in some mud. This is rather cool." I said with a grin. "I like this as well, Otto." Hulk replies. "So do I. It's rather festive." Oscar replied.We soon walked to a lake & cleaned the mud off of our feet until they were clean & we even air dried them."Now that our feet is dry, I wonder what can we do?" Oscar asks as he wiggles his toes. "I don't know, Oscar. Maybe you can ask the tickle monster!" Hulk said as he playfully growled, grabbed me & Oscar's ankles with his wrists & tickled our feet. "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!" Me & Oscar laughed as we layed on our stomachs. "Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Coo!" Hulk said as he tickled our arches with his fingers. Me & Oscar continued to laugh happily at Hulk tickling our feet. He (Hulk) soon tickled our toes & said "This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef & this little piggy had none. & This little piggy cried "Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui!" All the way home."Oscar & I were laughing like little monkeys & even tickled Hulk's feet. All 3 of us were laughing happily whilst tickling each other. "Ihihihihihihihi lohohohohove thihihihihihihihihihihis sohohohohohohohohohoho muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuch!" I screeched in laughter. "Sohohohohohohohohohoho dohohohohohohohoho wehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!! Feehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehet tihihihihihihihihihihihihicklihihihihihing ihihihihihihihis sohohohohohohohohohoho muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuch fuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhun!" Hulk & Oscar replied whilst they were laughing. As we were tickling each other, we also licked each other's feet which caused us to laugh even louder like monkeys. We were doing this at least for 100 minutes until we soon stopped & caught our breaths. After we were panting, our stomachs were growling. "Maybe I can get us some good food for us to eat." I told my friends as we soon got up from the ground & walked barefoot out of the park so that we can go to a restaurant to get something to eat which was Popeyes. When we got there, all 3 of us ordered ourselves some Spicy Chicken Sandwiches alongside some Macaroni & Cheese (for me), Mashed Potatoes & Gravy (for Hulk) & some Coleslaw (for Oscar) alongside some Orange sodas. I paid at least $40 for our food & I received at least $16.93 in change. We soon walked to a table with our food & sat down with it. Oscar soon bowed his head & prayed "Lord, let us thank you for this food & for this day in Jesus' Name. Amen." "Amen" me & Hulk said. The three of us were eating our food & liked the way it tasted. Oscar, Hulk & I were also rubbing our feet against one another's whilst eating as well as blushed happily. "So how have you been?" I asked my friends. "I've been doing fine. My girlfriend Sharquisha & I recently spent a nite at the hotel last week & it was very nice. We watched a movie together as well as cuddled & even ate some really good food." Oscar replied. "I've been doing fine as well. I alongside She-Hulk, A-Bomb, Red Hulk & Skaar recently had to fight against the collector & we won. He's currently in jail as a result of Nick Fury arresting him." Hulk stated."That's nice to hear. I recently paid my rent to the landlord of my apartment building & he was very happy with what I did so I stayed at his apartment unit with his wife, daughter & son to eat some dinner together & it was very nice." I stated. As soon as we got finished eating, the three of us got up from the table, threw our garbage in the garbage can & left Popeye's so that we can do some other things. The three of us went to a basketball court & played a game of it against 3 other gentlemen. Hulk, Oscar & I won at least 2 games whilst the other men won only 1. "Good game, Bro." I said to the first man. "Thanks." He replied. The first man was an African American whom wore a white wife beater, a pair of black shorts & a pair of Timberland boots with socks alongside a pair of sunglasses, a silver chain necklace with his hair in cornrows. The second man was my original character James whom was Caucasian American with a blue wife beater shirt, a pair of denim shorts, a pair of sports sandals without socks & had a black comb over. The third man was my original character Alex whom a Japanese American whom wore a red wife beater with a orange stripe on it, blue & orange shorts, a black peace sign necklace & a pair of blue sandals without socks as well as sported a high top fade. "My name is Otto. & You?" I asked the man. "My name is Dwayne." The man replied. "These are my pals James & Alex.""Hello." Alex & James replied. "I also have some friends . They are Oscar Maxwell Grimes & The Hulk." I replied. Hulk & Oscar waved to Dwayne, James & Alex. We soon shaked each other's hands, the other men removed their footwears until they were barefoot & all 6 of us decided to have some fun with each other by having a tickle fight at the basketball court. I was tickling Dwayne's toes whilst he was tickling my feet & we were laughing. Hulk was tickling Alex's feet & Alex did the same whilst they were laughing. Oscar & James were tickling each other's feet whilst they were laughing. I won the tickle fight between me & Dwayne whilst Oscar lost against James but Hulk won against Alex. Due to this, Dwayne had to lick my feet whilst Oscar had to the same to James & Alex had to lick Hulk's feet. This was going on at least for at least 50 minutes. Soon, it was time for Dwayne, Alex & James to go. "It was nice meeting as well as getting into a tickle fight with you." I told Dwayne. "I agree. Perhaps I'll see you around. Bye." He said. Dwayne, Alex & James walked away waving. I soon pulled out my phone & I took a selfie with Hulk & Oscar as we were sitting barefoot together. Once I was done taking selfies with them, we left the Basketball court & walked to the movie theatre so that we can watch a movie together which happened to be "Kingdom Come". As we were watching the film, we were sitting together & eating some popcorn whilst we were wiggling our toes. At least 94 minutes later, the movie ended & the 20th Television logo appeared as the three of us were leaving. The sun was setting & the final place we went to was a casino & All 3 of us won a lot of money there. We soon left the casino & got ready to go home. We all lived happily ever after. The End....
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2 homies going barefoot (story)
One day, I was sitting inside of my apartment silk-pressing my hair whilst watching "One In A Million" on BET & I was even wearing a wife beater shirt with a blue pair of shorts & I was barefoot. I suddenly heard a ringtone of the theme song from "The Incredible Hulk (1960s cartoon)" going off on my phone. I then turned off my flat iron. I picked up my phone & answered it. "Hello," I said."Otto, I was wondering if you would like to hang out today considering that I do NOT hafta fight any enemies with my team." Hulk replied over the phone. "I'd like to hang out with you today." I replied with a smile. "I'll make sure that I get myself together before you arrive.""Good. I'll be there within a couple of minutes." Hulk says. After our phonecall, we both hung up & as I was waiting for Hulk to arrive, I finished silk pressing my hair & "One In A Million" ended, showing the 2002 Sony Pictures Television logo. I immediately turned off the television when "Scandal" came on & I started to pack an ice chest with some Italian hero subs, bags of Doritos, Snickerdoodle cookies, Monster Energy cans & even 2 Snickers bars alongside a huge bag of ice which was surprisingly lightweight. I soon washed my arms at the bathroom sink & made sure to clean myself real good so that Hulk would NOT be disgusted. Once I was done, I applied deodorant on my underarms after drying them off & I went to my closet to pull out an outfit which consisted of an orange button up shirt & a pair of blue jeans. I soon put them on after putting on a pair of white boxer shorts alongside a white short-sleeved undershirt, immediately putting on my hip hop chains, a pair of sunglasses & a new headband which I bought. Hulk soon arrived to my apartment building sitting in the lobby of it & he sent a text message which read "I'm here, Otto. I'm sitting in the lobby of your apartment building waiting for you to come downstairs so that we can go out together." He was wearing a pair of black pants without a shirt on, had his messy black hairstyle & he didn't wear any shoes or socks. As I was soon done with getting ready, I grabbed my wallet & placed it in my pocket, so that I can leave which I started to do after pulling my ice chest out of my apartment unit, closed & locked my door after turning off the lights, walked barefoot to the elevator so I can take it downstairs to the first floor where Hulk was busy waiting for me. As soon as I got off the elevator, I walked to the lobby & seen Hulk with a smile on his face."You ready for this outing, Otto?" He asks."Yes I am & I even packed some lunch for us in this ice chest for us." I replied. Hulk soon noticed that my hair looked different as it was long & said "Your hair looks nice on you.""Thanks for the compliment. I silk-pressed it today as I decided to wear a hairstyle which was different than either my nappy afro, braids or dreads." I replied. We soon both walked out of my apartment & Hulk soon picked me alongside my ice chest up, jumping really high in the air whilst he held onto me as well as my ice chest & we flew all the way from my apartment building to a park. When we arrived there, Hulk landed on his feet towards the ground & I pulled out a red & white checkered picnic tarp for both of us to sit down on. I then pulled out the food which was inside of my chest & we both got ready to eat after we both sat on the tarp. Hulk bowed his head & folded his hands together. "Lord, let us thank you for the food & this beautiful day. In Jesus' Name. Amen." He said. "Amen" I also stated. We both were soon eating our food & enjoyed every crumb of it. "This food tastes so delicious. I'm glad you made this for the 2 of us." said Hulk."I agree with you. I figured we'd eat some lunch before we do some more things." I replied. At least 30 minutes later, we finished eating our food & drank our cans of Monster Energy, immediately throwing out trash away so that we can go on with our outing. The first thing we did after we ate was walk barefoot & we were both giggling at the feeling of the grass tickling our toes due to it moving from the wind blowing.As we were walking, I said "It's such a joy to go barefoot with you on a beautiful day like today, Hulk.". Hulk soon stated "You're right about that. Being barefoot on a sunny day is absolutely cool & It's even more cooler when I can do so with you, Little Buddy." After our walk around the park, we spotted a raised platform near a lake & we decided to sit on it, dipping our feet in the water."This water feels so good. I love dipping my toes in it" I stated. "So do I." Hulk replies. "By the way, I wonder how have you been doing these days?""I've been doing fine. I recently got a chance to see Star Jones as the new arbitrator of "Divorce Court" & it was cool." I said. "I remember that show, Otto. It was the first thing we watched on television when you stayed with me in my house months ago & we had so much fun that day. I have seen it sometimes & I like it." Hulk added."That's nice to hear you happen to like "Divorce Court" as much as I do. Perhaps we can possibly watch an episode of it whilst we dip our feet in the water." I said with a smile as I soon pulled out my phone, [making sure that it was as far away from the water] opened YouTube & searched "Divorce Court with Star Jones". I soon selected an episode of it & both of us started to watch the show, whilst I held my android 9 phone close to us to see the show.As we were watching "Divorce Court", Hulk wrapped his arm around me, causing me to grin & none of us said a word whilst it ("Divorce Court") was on.Within 20 minutes later, the show ended & the logos of Georgia Media & Fox First Run appeared. "That show looks so cool even with Star Jones in it." Hulk said with a smile. "I can see why you like "Divorce Court".""Yep. I even believe that "Divorce Court" is better than "SpongeBob SquarePants", no disrespect if you happen to like that cartoon." I replied."None taken, Otto. I really am NOT into that cartoon at all." Hulk replied. As our feet was in the water, I rubbed my toes on Hulk's feet, causing him to blush & giggle happily & he soon did the same thing to me, causing me to giggle as well. We were busy playing footsies in the water & having big smiles on our faces whilst giggling. 10 minutes later, we got up from the raised platform near the lake & walked back to where we were sitting when we had our lunch. "I wonder what we can do now?" I ask Hulk. "I don't know, Otto. Maybe you can ask the tickle monster!" Hulk replied as he soon playfully growled, grabbed my ankle & started to tickle my left foot with his big green fingers whilst I Iaid on the picnic tarp stomach side down with his arms wrapped around my legs. "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!" I giggle."Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Coo!" Hulk stated as he kept tickling my small ebony soles.I kept on laughing even when he started to tickle my toes.As Hulk was tickling each of my toes, he said "This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef & this little piggy had none. & This little piggy cried "Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui!" All the way home."I was laughing like a little monkey whilst he was tickling my feet & I noticed his feet were right in front of me so I started to scribble my fingers against his big green soles, prompting him to roar with laughter like a gorilla. Me & Hulk were having so much fun tickling each other's feet whilst we laughed like monkeys for at least an hour until suddenly a middle aged woman walking her female terrier spotted us & made her dog piss my tarp. "That's what you perverts get!" The middle aged woman stated.Me & Hulk started to smell the urine near our blanket."Hulk, something stinks & it's near my tarp."I said angrily. "I smell it too." Hulk also said angrily as he turned around to see a middle aged Caucasian lady whom was wearing her blonde hair in a ponytail, a pair of white shorts, black flip flops without socks, a pink polo shirt, a pink visor cap over her hair & a pair of sunglasses saying nice things to her dog. "Lady, what the fuck is wrong with you allowing your dog to piss on my tarp?" I yelled angrily."Since you perverts were disgusting me with your sex activity, I'll do the same to you." She said in a nasty tone of voice. "We weren't doing anything sexual, lady. We were only having some clean G-rated friendly foot tickling fun together." Hulk also said. "I don't care what you were doing. I'm calling the cops on you." The nasty middle aged lady said as she soon pulled out her phone to call the cops on us. Before she could hit the last 1 as far as dialing "9-1-1", Hulk snatched her phone & crushed it with his right hand. He also threw the crushed phone all the way to the lake where it fell right in."You're gonna pay for that, you big green monster!" The nasty middle aged lady said as she pulled out her purse to try & hit Hulk with it but he kept ducking & dodging until he backhanded her out of the way & I tased her until she fell right on the ground on her back. The lady's dog ran as far away from us. It was unknown where she (the dog) went. The lady soon was embarrassing herself by screaming like a spoiled brat & trying to cry victim when I & Hulk restrained her through holding both her arms & legs down on the ground. As I held the Karen's arms down with my left hand, I squeezed her lips with my right fingers & yelled "Shut the fuck up, bitch! You're getting us in trouble with your fucking temper tantrum!"Unbeknownst to us, some people at the park were recording the event on their phones & another person called the cops. Within 10 minutes later, 4 police officers arrived at where me, Hulk & the Karen were."Gentlemen, get off of her & put your hands on your heads." Elliot Stabler [whom had a short brown hairstyle, a light blue dress shirt with a dark blue tie, a black suit jacket, a black pair of pants & a pair of black dress shoes] said as he pointed his gun at us & pulled out handcuffs to detain us with me shaking nervously but I remained quiet as they (the cuffs) were placed on the wrists of mine & Hulk's. Suddenly, a bystander from a couple of feet away yelled "Wait just a second, Officer. Those gentlemen did nothing wrong. I have the evidence of this on my phone." The bystander was a skinny Caucasian man with blonde spiky hair, a pair of blue flip flops without socks, a pair of white shorts, blue eyes & worn a light blue shirt. He (the bystander) soon passed Elliot Stabler the phone so that he (Elliot) can watch what really happened. After he seen the encounter that Me & Hulk had with the Karen via the bystander's phone, Elliot took the cuffs off me & Hulk, placing them in his gun holster & passed the cellular device back to the bystander. Another officer (whom was an African American man with a short black hairstyle, a beard, a black police uniform with a police badge on it, with a pair of black dress shoes & a pair of rectangular bifocals) pulled out his handcuffs & placed it on the Karen's wrists. "Karen, you are under arrest for attempted assault & for disturbing the peace. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can & will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney & one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford one." Elliot Stabler said as he arrested the Karen whilst walking with her & the other officers as he (Elliot) soon placed her in the back of a police paddy wagon so that she can go to jail. "Thanks, Billy." I said to the bystander whom actually turned out to be Billy Webb. "No problem at all, Otto." Billy replied. "I seen that you two did nothing wrong & I recorded the encounter so that you both wouldn't go to jail. How can I repay you guys?""Perhaps we can go to dinner together if that's okay with you." Hulk said with a smile. "Sure I would." Said Billy as his boyfriend Darnell walked up to us. Darnell worn a white short-sleeved t shirt, grey pants, a pair of black flip flops without socks, a number one buzzcut & a pair of circular eyeglasses. "Nells, is it okay if we can invite Otto & Hulk to dinner with us tonight?" Billy asks. "Sure we can, sweetie." Darnell said as he soon kissed him (Billy) on the lips. "I'm glad that none of us got arrested. It would be really fucked up if Hulk & I had to end our barefoot outing whilst sitting inside of a jail cell instead of going out to eat with Billy & Darnell," I thought in my mind as I smiled in relief & stood next to Hulk whom also smiled at the sight of Darnell & Billy kissing. Within 30 minutes later, I grabbed my ice chest & I placed it in the trunk of Darnell's truck. Me, Hulk, Billy & Darnell got in & we drove all the way to Red Lobster to have dinner together which we did & the food we had were lobsters alongside other good foods. Billy paid for everything that we had & we soon left. We then stopped at the laundromat to wash my picnic tarp & dry it off. The 4 of us soon went to a movie theatre, purchased 4 movie tickets to see "The Batman 2022" & we watched the film whilst sitting together. During the film, I rubbed my feet on Hulk's feet whilst Darnell & Billy removed their flip flops & did the same thing (I'm talking about Darnell & Billy rubbing their feet on one another's). At least 2-3 hours later, the movie ended & we seen the closing Warner Bros pictures logo. We soon left the theatre & so that we can go home. We all lived happily ever after. THE END
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